Sometimes Society gets really angry at me for not being a pretty girl

And I just want to take Society by the shoulders, and shake it.

"Society," I want say, seriously, in my husky voice that makes Society's internal man-identity and woman-identity alike warm up to me. "I want to be the lady George Lucas of your life. I want to create things that you will love in your childhood and hate me for when you're older, and I want to look however the hell I look without sex appeal ever factoring in."