Dredd, Blade Trinity, Green Lantern

Dredd: This movie was awesome and should be seen in the theaters. Things it has: Lena Headey being rad; a legitimate excuse for slow motion scenes; one-liners; action scenes; Judge Dredd never once taking off his helmet. In short, it was fun, it delivered exactly what you'd expect from the set-up at the beginning of the movie, and it had a pretty decent little buddy cop story in there, too.

Blade Trinity: Ahahaha this was so hilarious and awesome! I had never seen it, but I wanted to see another fun action movie and Danny pointed out this one had good choreography. It also had Ryan Reynolds with the worst beard ever, but that kind of didn't detract from his excellent abs. So thumbs up! Bondagey torture scene, also a plus.

Best line in the movie was definitely, as Danny said, when the mook worried They would Kill Him if he told, and Blade's response was "Motherfucker, I'll kill you!"

Green Lantern: Lured by promise of more Ryan Reynolds abs. The movie was good, but kind of needed some serious refinement. I found the subplot with Hector to be a little bit on the lame and moderately offensive side, and could seriously have done without the awkward childhood romance, but it was still fun to watch and handled pretty well. Most of the outcome was telegraphed, and they did make great use of Green Lantern powers, which is the most important thing. (Not just lasers and punchy fists, thank goodness.)

I kind of felt like they...killed off Amanda Waller? They certainly didn't do a lot with her, so that was kind of lame. Well, anyway. It had less of promised abs than expected, which is the most important thing to complain about.

I currently wish to purview abs. I couldn't really give a good reason why.