and that was D&D

I want to tell you all about D&D last night, but work is super busy today and I am preparing for being out of town next week.

So, the highlight is:

Esra: Maligos's realm is in dreams? Hmm, that's a whole different story...
Denar: He did say you didn't have much he wanted in your lab.
Esra: But he MESSED WITH IT
Xenocrates: I could probably read the mind of someone in the dream realm, and then we might be able to discover what he's doing. Maybe even communicate with him!
Sabine: That's a great idea!
Esra: Yes, I quite agree. Xenocrates, please be sure to save at least one, preferably two ESP spells to learn more about this tonight--
Sabine: You! Sleep now! *PUNCH*
Esra: OW. What was that for?
Sabine: I want you to go to sleep and dream so we can find this guy!
Esra: *clutching his nose and wiping away blood* It doesn't work that way, if you knocked me out I would just be unco--
Sabine: *PUNCH* DREAM!
Esra: OW! *stumbles*
Denar: *mildly* Stop that.
Esra: Could Llewain or someone else please stand between Sabine and myself so she'll stop hitting me?
Sabine: *PUNCH!*
Esra: Aughawfgjkasfh!!! *stumbles AWAY* That's it, let's-- let's go find Sylvia and Lily.
(Christian: How are you still awake?
Dev: I don't know, did you actually damage me enough to knock me out?
Danny: Okay, roll to see if you knock him out.
Christian: Okay!
Danny: Not on the first punch, and roll again--
Christian: Okay?
Danny: Oh, Esra gets knocked out by that. You pass out! And Esra slips into a dreamless sleep for a few minutes.
Christian: Damn it! *laughing*
Dev: I told you! You bully.)